又是考试…

考试到了

看着书本

读不进脑

读不进脑

还是读不进脑

是脑袋瓜和我作对

还是

眼睛不配合

看不到两面资料

眼花缭乱

所有的字在眼前跳耀着

仿佛告诉我说：

“去睡吧，去睡吧，

反正读了也记不住

何必浪费时间？’

想想也对

心开始蠢蠢欲动

眼皮也跟着沉重

5、4、3、2、1……

剩下的只有打呼声

原来

已经和周公

一起烧酒论英雄了

告诉我

这种情形该怎么踏进考场啊？

难以想像

被当掉的机会应该还不低哦

恶魔啊恶魔

自我反省吧

别再想那些有的没的了

不理智的行为

不是你应该有的

有朋友的支持

恶魔会成功的

不是吗？

加油！！！

gaL, w!ll u say so??

A funny article frm Wayne Har…

1."Whatever"

Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever.
Men: Why not we have steamboat?
Women: Don’t want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face.
Men: Alright, why not have Si Chuan cuisine.
Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
Men: Hmm… I suggest we have seafood.
Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhoea.
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Whatever.

2. "Anything" Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything.
Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn’t watch movie.
Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time only.
Men: How about we go bowling or do some exercise?
Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tired meh?
Men: Then find a café and have drink.
Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep.
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything.

3. "You decide"
Men: Then we just go home lo.
Women: You decide.
Men: Let’s take bus, I will accompany you.
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don’t want la.
Men: Ok, we will take taxi.
Women: Not worth it la. For such a short distance.
Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk.
Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide.
Men: Let’s have dinner first.
Women: Whatever.
Men: Eat What?
Women: Anything…
Men: I give up!